Can I Post More Than Once A Day?
ehh what the hell, it's my blog and i'll post if i want to.
this is me by the way. well when i'm drunk anyway. it was my bachelorette party. no, there were no strippers -- i was 40 at the time -- "been there, done that." i did scare the 20 year old waiter though, by insisting that he hug me. it's ok, we left him a big tip.

oh by the way, i knitted that sweater you see there. i've been watching the us version and the uk version of What Not To Wear, and both design teams would throw that sweater in the trash. stacy and clinton hate bulky hand knits and trinny and susannah wouldn't want me wearing a "polo" neck. oh well. if i ever get on the show, and who knows i might -- my husband hates my big orange parka and keeps threatening to set me up -- i'll just hide it.... i'm glad though that if i do get set up, that it'll be the us team helping me out. the uk team -- trinny and susannah -- are always touching their victims inappropriately. "hello ladies, do not put your hands on my boobs thank you....i mean i barely know you and i haven't had nearly enough to drink."
ok i think i've got the hang of this. i'll post more tomorrow.












