Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Handbag

ok ... i really want this bag. i saw it in real life... and i don't know if it's the strap or the gorgeous pink lining, but i really want it. the coordinating clutch is cute too but i'm not a clutch type of girl. by the way, i love Coach. other women love shoes? well i wear a size 11 shoe, so i obsess about bags. sometimes very expensive bags.

i've also decided that since i'm in the process of trying to shed some poundage ... and everything i try on looks like ass... that i'm going to concentrate my knitting and crocheting efforts on accessories (bags?) and not on sweaters for now. every pattern that i like is just wrong for my current form and things that are designed for "large sizes" just makes women in my predicament look that much bigger. HEY PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE I'M BIG DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE A FRIGGEN WAIST! I'M NOT BUILT LIKE A BOX! I'M NOT BUILT LIKE A RECTANGLE OR A CIRCLE OR A SQUARE ... i'm more like a great big catherine zeta jones. or a fat anna nicole .... with a brain. *shudder*

i'm seriously considering joining the Charlotte's web bandwagon because i'm a "follower," and i don't have an original thought in my head. what do you think of this colorway?