Bag 'n' Trash World Headquarters
this morning, while on the train, i noticed that somewhere between Natick and Wellesley (i think) we passed the Finagle a Bagel World Headquarters. that's what it said on the building. WORLD HEADQUARTERS. now my question is this...where do the finagle a bagel people come off having a world headquarters when there are no finagle a bagels outside of the boston metro area? huh? are there finagle a bagels in brazil? romania? worcester?
that would be a no.
it's like the World Series. it really isn't the World Series, other than if you consider that half of the RedSox for example are from outside of the U.S. but that's not why it's called the World Series. pretentious pricks.
and sure, when the Patriots win the SuperBowl in a couple of weeks, they'll be called the world champion Patriots. but how can they be world champions? beating a team from Indianapolis doesn't really make you a world champ. just an united states champ.
hell, i could call this blog bag 'n' trash world headquarters because it is possible that i might blog in france ... the paris office would be called "bague et trasch" or "sac et poubelle." and i know i'm read in france ... hi auntie m and kate and anna! but i don't see a finagle a bagel opening in prague any time soon.












