Maryse Needs ...

to post some pictures ... but until i do i thought i'd google "maryse needs .." and see what came up and this is what came up ...

1.  Maryse needs to become Mary-Sue

that's it.  nothing more.  i just need to become mary-sue.  if i become mary-sue will i like my knitting more?  will i be a blonde?  will i be 40 lbs thinner?

so i googled "Mary-Sue needs"...

first on the list ...

1.  Mary-Sue needs  a name  ( hmmm well she's got a name it's maryse!)

2.  Mary-Sue needs to find away to get raid (sic) of the Mistress

3.  Mary Sue needs a partner on a dance contest for Music Video Nation’s Spring Break
special. 

4.  Mary Sue needs to die. (now that's just not nice).

5.  Mary Sue needs to be more "Normal" as a blonde or brunette in order to burst
resplendently out of her cocoon at the end of the novel.

6.  Mary Sue needs to start in on a wank-o-rama (ok that is definitely "a dirty")

7.  Mary Sue needs to be taught a lesson. (before or after the wank-0-rama?)

8.  Mary Sue needs love.  (especially if some are wishing her to die)

9.  Mary Sue needs to rest.  (the wank-0-rama was exhausting).

10.  Mary Sue needs help designing The hats for The Pilgrims and Indians. 

Comments

[maryse]

heyyy we dont know each other but we have the same name!!! wow anyhoo im off

[Debbie]

Get ready for a flood of Mary Sue fans looking for a wank-o-rama! If you're to be a good blog hostess, you know what you need to do . . .

Now go burst resplendently out of your cocoon. Burst, Maryse, BURST!

I'm going to do mine now. I love these things.

[Bookish Wendy]

Wank-o-rama? I mean really, couldn't they have come up with something more sexy than that?!

[Martha]

Fascinating. It always amazes me these little worlds (like the Mary Sue fan fiction world) that show up on the web. Who knew?

But now I wonder what "Maryse needs to become Mary Sue" means. Hmm....

Must try "Martha needs."

[Lee Ann]

I googled that same thing for my name, and got everything that Lee Ann Rimes needs to do. Clearly, I ain't no Lee Ann Rimes (a fact for which I am daily thankful because I can't stand her), and, you know, the performance pressure alone would kill me ;-)

Julia's right, and I haven't even met you in person yet: you rock as you are.

[wendy]

i think i can explain the "mary sue needs to die" one. "mary sue" is the term for a character in fan fiction, which is really just the author inserting themselves into the plot. most of the time Mary Sue fanfics are really really bad.

[julia fc]

Clearly Maryse doesn't need much from googleland, and especially not strangers weighing in on her life or fictive needs. You rock as you are. And google proves it.